Budget estimates depend upon good statistics and a well-tuned crystal ball.
In the course of six years gallery volunteering, I have completed an estimated 720 shifts. During this time my two 'uniform' shirts have been dhobied after every two or three wearings (approximately 130+ times each). I have just completed the turning of collar number two (number one done last year).
Due to high barometric pressure and the resultant anomalous propogation, my crystal ball is not reading accurately so I am unable to forecast the remaining life of each shirt. However, it is hoped that the initial statistics will assist the Museum's accounting staff for the year 2010/11.
Remember - forecasting is a dangerous practice, especially when looking into the future.
"I never make predictions. I never have and I never will." T. Blair
