'In my right hand is something we call wood. It's a mighty valuable resource and needs to be handled with care. It will take a nail or a screw and so is a pretty versatile material. You can even make a boat out of it but we don't do much of that sort of thing here; far too easy for real craftsmen. We mostly use boats for decoration or for leaning on.
'Now Men, let's see what we can do for those Front of House girls. Nothing but the best now. On the command "Lighthouse", be ready to go. Any questions? '
