by Mike Pennell
If my name was Roman
and I had a whopping yacht,
I’d add on all the 'goodies'
that my other friends ain’t got.
Everyone has helipads
and a speedboat just for leisure,
but I have something right inside
that gives me hours of pleasure.
Aquariums are so restful
and if the weather’s rough,
I wouldn’t have to sit on deck
with all that angling stuff.
The crew can fish for supper
and the Chef can do the fries,
while I just sprinkle fish food
for the ones of smaller size.
