Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Can you help us out?

When Graham was cleaning the hanging boats in January, he came across an unusual item of clothing lying in one of the boats: a thong or g-string. Strangely, we have not yet had a lost property request.
Let us suppose, for sake of argument, that the item belonged to some young lady. How do you think it got there? The boat would have been well out of reach if she and her suitor wanted to indulge in any hankypanky at an event. Did someone throw it there? When? Why? And what happened to the young lady thereafter?

To spare your blushes, we have not illustrated the item here.

If you can shed any light on this mystery, please let Amy know as we are keen to return the lost property to its rightful owner. If it is yours then Amy is prepared to keep very quiet for a small consideration.