by Keith Evans
Far be it from me to cause controversy (see recent comments on population demography) but, as a diplomat, I feel I should calm the situation. One can sympathise with views of my anonymous colleagues and maybe he should have added nagging, demand for credit card and withdrawal of conjugal rights. Not, of course, that I would be so ungallant to suggest this.
In spite of that we (males) love the ladies with whom we work. I myself have the warmest relations with my female colleagues. Very recently I was invited to share an umbrella from the car park with a delightful (female) member of staff. Mind you and sadly, not much can happen under an umbrella in a howling wind and pouring rain; unless you have experience to the contrary in which case please send details on a postcard to the editor.
In spite of that we (males) love the ladies with whom we work. I myself have the warmest relations with my female colleagues. Very recently I was invited to share an umbrella from the car park with a delightful (female) member of staff. Mind you and sadly, not much can happen under an umbrella in a howling wind and pouring rain; unless you have experience to the contrary in which case please send details on a postcard to the editor.