by Mike Pennell
We’re short of Volunteers
for PM Sunday shifts;
There’ll have to be incentives –
maybe Bribery or Gifts!
Free lunch could be an option
(no cooking for their wives)
but only one small portion –
(so that catering survives).
It could be in our contract
“Two PM shifts a year”
It would surely be a burden
that most of us could bear.
Or maybe just a guarantee
“No Waterfront at all”
There’s many who would welcome that
as they stayed in Main Hall.
A special badge upon one’s fleece
and that would show each Guest,
just who’s prepared to give their time
while others are at rest.
