by Keith Evans
All the excitement in the lighthouse exhibition is not good for me. I came across an amorous couple having a smooch in a dark corner. I don't know whether any of my colleagues have had a similar experience - no I don't mean smooching in a dark corner - I mean... ah, never mind. I looked up the protocol in 'Guidelines for Volunteers'. There was plenty of trivia such as visitors falling off the pontoon or kids looking for lost parents, or should that be the other way around, however about the important protocols such as the correct way to perform a Bunnygirl Bob when serving the Director's coffee, there is not a word, and certainly nothing about smooching couples. They seemed to be enjoying themselves so I left them to it.
Whilst we're on the subject, have you noticed that when we smooch our noses get in the way? Gorillas, with their flat faces, are much better adapted in this respect. Does this mean they're further up the evolutionary scale? More research is obviously needed. We therefore need 'guineapigs'. Applications to the Editor. Please note that the code to the general office door has been changed as we don't want the office wrecked in the stampede.
