Getting Older

As a Grumpy Old Man, getting older
I find I am falling apart
I knew it would happen sometime
but I didn't know when it would start.

Apart from an obvious slow down
and getting forgetful of Names
I don't run for buses (or women!)
and I no longer play active games.

My appetite's got so much smaller
and that, at the moment's a plus,
I'm feeling quite poorly in places
(but I'll try not to make too much fuss).

I've never been frightened of Dentists
but now mine has taken two teeth.
They wobbled and were quite unstable,
so I whistle each time I say 'Pleeth'.

Quite soon I shall have two replacements,
and then I shall be my old self,
Just waiting for what fails the next time
to be put on the 'Not Wanted' shelf.

The Museum Poet

Shackleton's letter

Regular readers of Nauti News will know my general love of bureaucracy in its two most pernicious and unintelligent forms; box-ticking and backside-protection. I came across the following recently and am wondering whether it shows a different form.

May 16th 1916, South Georgia
Sir,
I am about to try and reach Husvik on the East Coast of this island for relief for our party. I am leaving you in charge of this party consisting of Vincent, McCarthy, yourself. You will remain here until relief arrives. You have ample seal food which you can supplement with birds and fish according to your skill.

You are left with a double-barrelled gun; 50 cartridges; 40 to 50 Bovril sledging rations; 25 to 30 biscuits; 40 (bars of) nut food.

You also have all the necessary equipment to support life for an indefinite period. In the event of my non-return you had better, after winter is over, try and sail round to the East Coast.

The course I am making towards Husvik is East Magnetic.

I trust to have you relieved in a few days.

Yours faithfully E H Shackleton

Now, help me out here. You are the commander of an expedition which has, to say the least, been having a few problems. You have just spent two weeks in close company with five other men on one of the great small boat journeys of all time, through the southern oceans, and have then spent a week ashore with them on a deserted beach. One of the men is not your greatest fan. In fact that was one of the reasons you took him with you.

You are about to set out on a journey to get help and you decide to leave this man in command of base camp. Before leaving, you sit down and write out his instructions: not as a note but as a letter. You do not him address by name but as ‘Sir’. Was this intended to give him a dubious sort of rank, making him a temporary ‘officer’ as it were? Why not ‘Dear McNish’ which was surely the style of the time.

Why spell out the rations and equipment? Why add the sentence: ‘You also have all the necessary equipment to support life for an indefinite period’ unless you are going to keep a copy to cover your backside in a possible enquiry? Why the almost gratuitous ‘according to your skill’

The instructions appear inconsistent: ‘You will remain here until relief arrives’ …’in the event of my non-return you had better …’ Which of this is the man to do? Why remove almost all his decision-making powers? If you fail to return, you will hardly be in a position to check up if he obeyed your orders.

Today we might have sat down with the man alone, or with the others, discussed options and then given instructions. A democratic style of leadership has a good precedent back as far as St Bernard, but that is for another day.

Perhaps this letter was just the style of the time and shows that Shackleton left nothing to chance even when giving ‘Chippy’ NcNish his instructions. Could it be that Shackleton had been taught to write orders down as part of his training by a generation that had be-moaned the inadequate instructions given at Balaclava? Did Shackleton keep a copy of the orders in his notebook? Who knows.

We know that ‘the Boss’ did of course bring relief within a few days but that does not destroy the strange wording of the letter.
Read it again and let me know what you think.

Jonathan

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May 2009

The Easter holidays were extremely busy and you would have been forgiven for thinking that it was August rather than April. There were 4 record breaking days for visitor numbers with bank holiday Monday clocking up just short of 2,000 people through the door. Let’s hope that this is a sign of things to come this year.

Titanic Honour & Glory was launched on 6th March and has received a great deal of interest from our visitors. This exhibition has already received more press interest both locally and nationally than any of our previous exhibitions and it is hoped that it will attract many new visitors who would not normally have visited the Museum.

The temporary exhibition space has been taken over for the next 3 months and Newlyn: Fishing for a Living has been replaced by the Hollywood exhibits from the Titanic exhibition. A new temporary exhibition will be installed at the end of June.

The Study Boat area is moving. It will no longer be next to the workshop but will be located in The Hold gallery enabling visitors to make connections between the boats on display and those in the model boat case. This quarter’s study boat will be coracles and will feature 3 British boats. This exhibit will explore the myth of St Piran’s journey from Ireland to Cornwall in a coracle.

The Discovery Talk season continues on 27th May with Voyager of the Winds, a talk about Alan Villiers. Alan’s son Peter talks about his father, his daring voyages at sea, his wartime stories and his passion for spending his days sailing ships and photographing and recording their passing.

The Lunchtime Lectures start again on 4th May with Newlyn: A Village in Focus. Jonathan Holmes from Penlee House Gallery and Museum will give an insight into this small community.

The last of the Movie Magic Programmes will be held on 17th May with Asterix and the Vikings. Families are able to take part in make and take activities as well as watching the film. Movie tickets are £2 with a Museum ticket thanks to sponsorship from First Group.

We are taking part in National Family Week and have a fun packed May half term planned for families. Activities will include a Signal Flag family trail, mini maritime bunting, jumping jellyfish and fluorescent fish puppet, historic breeches buoy rescue and giant jellyfish. There will be a Museum Minnows session on 22nd May for the under 5s and there will be a Storytime session on 24th May with craft activities. Quizzes, word searches and creative materials are permanently available on our new Art Ship in the Nav Station gallery.

On 29th May the first of this year’s Seafood Buffets will be held. Enjoy a ferry trip around Falmouth’s coastline followed by a delicious seafood buffet.

The Museum will be involved in the Fal River Festival through various activities from 23 – 30th May.

It is going to be a very busy few months and we have high hopes for an increase in our visitor numbers, especially during the period that the Titanic exhibition is with us.